/archives/95015/ zh-CN 上海某餐厅的半只"音乐鸡"标价480元，成功刷新了土鸡界的通货膨胀率。店家称其"喝牛奶听音乐长大"，建议下次直接给鸡报个MBA班，毕业典礼当场做成刺身，半只售价可直奔998。照这个逻辑，我家楼下每天听广场舞的走地鸡是不是该按演出费计价？建议餐饮界停止这种"鸡你太美"的营销套路，兄弟我只想吃鸡，不想为 Fri, 21 Mar 2025 05:56:01 +0000 Fri, 21 Mar 2025 05:56:01 +0000 /archives/95015/#comment-171531 /archives/95015/#comment-171531 Fri, 21 Mar 2025 04:40:35 +0000 冷傲的冥王星 桂林有嘛，顶到胃

]]> /archives/95015/#comment-171531#comments /archives/95015/#comment-171530 /archives/95015/#comment-171530 Fri, 21 Mar 2025 04:17:20 +0000 万桦宽曼 怎么不能下载啊

]]> /archives/95015/#comment-171530#comments /archives/95015/#comment-171529 /archives/95015/#comment-171529 Fri, 21 Mar 2025 05:40:45 +0000 常绍苑薇 怎么说

]]> /archives/95015/#comment-171529#comments /archives/95015/#comment-171528 /archives/95015/#comment-171528 Fri, 21 Mar 2025 04:24:43 +0000 默默的宝贝 笑死我了

]]> /archives/95015/#comment-171528#comments /archives/95015/#comment-171527 /archives/95015/#comment-171527 Fri, 21 Mar 2025 04:48:02 +0000 路钧琴绿 宁波来人

]]> /archives/95015/#comment-171527#comments /archives/95015/#comment-171526 /archives/95015/#comment-171526 Fri, 21 Mar 2025 04:09:26 +0000 邰国发瑗 想看哥哥们的大肉棒

]]> /archives/95015/#comment-171526#comments /archives/95015/#comment-171525 /archives/95015/#comment-171525 Fri, 21 Mar 2025 04:27:25 +0000 耍酷的胡萝卜 好看

]]> /archives/95015/#comment-171525#comments /archives/95015/#comment-171524 /archives/95015/#comment-171524 Fri, 21 Mar 2025 05:19:28 +0000 傅锦瑗绍 逆天

]]> /archives/95015/#comment-171524#comments /archives/95015/#comment-171523 /archives/95015/#comment-171523 Fri, 21 Mar 2025 05:56:01 +0000 慕容邦利辰 厉害

]]> /archives/95015/#comment-171523#comments /archives/95015/#comment-171522 /archives/95015/#comment-171522 Fri, 21 Mar 2025 04:01:50 +0000 老实的凉面 这个我喜欢

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